flaxxxen:

f-imaginings:

glower:

#who wrote this fanfiction #oh wait it was sir conan doyle

#knit my feelings into an ugly jumper and strangle me with them

The tags in this brighten my life.

TABRU, EXPLAIN THIS MAGIC TO ME.

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX. IT’S FROM “THE RETURN OF SHERLOCK HOLMES” BY SIR ARTHUR MOTHERFUCKING CONAN DOYLE. THAT’S RIGHT. HE WROTE THIS GAY AS SHIT SCENE. AND I LOVE IT.

YOU SEE, SHERLOCK JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING REICHENBACH WATERFALL WITH MORIARTY, AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE: “OH FUCK, SHERLOCK IS DEAD, BOYS.” AND JOHN WATSON FELL INTO A DESPERATE DEPRESSION IN WHICH HE TRIED DESPERATELY TO FULFILL SHERLOCK’S DESTINY IN THE WORLD AS DETECTIVE. AND THEN—AND THEN—SHERLOCK POPS UP, ALL: “OH FUCK, Y’ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD? COME ON, YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.” AND WATSON’S SENSITIVE VICTORIAN NATURE GOT THE BETTER OF HIM AND HE SWOONED AND WHEN HE CAME TO, HE AND SHERLOCK MADE LOVE TO EACH OTHER ON A DESK.

/CANON